I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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