at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize