omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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