Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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