best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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