you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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