it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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