Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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