so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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