Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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