bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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