We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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