You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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