didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
this just has baby written all over it
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
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