Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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