I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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