He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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