just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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