R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
i need to put some appletini on your dick
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
you made out with another girl for some wings
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
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