Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
and i looked up. we had an audience...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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