Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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