I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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