Operation Purity has been aborted
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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