I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
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