I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
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