UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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