I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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