I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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