my soul wont recognize me after tonight
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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