google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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