omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
She even gives head with a lisp.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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