Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize