just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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