His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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