I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Just pee around me
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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