so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
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