So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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