I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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