also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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