Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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