you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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