butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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