Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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