it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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