he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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