fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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