They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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