So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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