Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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