i don't like sucking hair
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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