when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
Randomize
