Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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