i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Everyone says I win the strip club
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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