I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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