I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my dad came in to wish me a happy birthday and found me passed out in my underwear with the lights on and a plate of meat on the bed. i bet he was proud to have contributed to my creation in that moment.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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